the tumblr of Nicholas Raymond Miller,
Oregon State University college student,
bomb diggity.

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cosmo tip #249

expertcosmotips:

when having sex, shout out your own name instead of his.

O_O

(via hhhholmes)

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Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

Now I can measure how drunk I can get! 

MAKE ALL THE SENSE!
that’s a cute. that’s a tickle kitty cute!
my first musical love.
mmmmmm :] makes me want summer…..
have you ever been punched in the face so hard your clothes fall fly off?
LONG LIVE THIS BLESSED SHOW!!! IT’S STREETS AHEAD!
“your next line is ‘I’m going to free the genie’………..anytime.”

But you didn’t have to cut me off,

Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing….

And I don’t even need your love,

But you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough….

No, you didn’t have to stoop so low,

Have your friends collect your records and then change your number….

I guess that I don’t need that though;

Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.

side note: 500TH POST!!!!!!!! SO DO IT!
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